Some Good Advice

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world
to one person.
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and
some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but
they all have to live in the same box.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.